July 21, 2015

July 21, 2015
The 10 Worst People You'll See on the NYC Subway


Welcome to another day in my life. Today is Tuesday and I hope you are having a beary safe and great week so far. Dab the AIDS Bear is resting up after another busy weekend of events.

We travel to many major cities which have subway systems to help the masses get from point A to point B economically. Many of these systems are great... well except for the people on them with you. The ones in New York City can be the worst at times. So today I will blog about the ten worst people you'll see on NYC subways.

THE MANSPREADER
You know the guy: takes up two seats just because his precious inner thighs are more important than any other human being.

THE PREGNANCY AVOIDER
Really? Not one of you will offer your seat to a woman who’s practically dilated?

THE PREGNANCY ASSUMER
But the one day we wear a maxi dress….

THE POLE LEANER
Variations include the side lean, the arm wrap and (worst of all) the butt-cheek grip.

THE LOUD TALKERS
The entire train car now knows that Jared from Tinder, like, never texted her back. Or that Mort has gout.

THE FAST-FOOD EATER
Annnnnd he just grabbed the pole with her nugget-encrusted fingers.

THE PERSON WHO CHARGES FROM THE OUTSIDE
Cue the angry-conductor “LET THEM OFF” speech.

THE PERSON WHO CHARGES FROM THE INSIDE
Even worse, the seated narcissist who forces you to let go of the pole before the (crazy-packed) train comes to a stop.

THE SQUEEZER
Dude, chill. A new one comes like every three minutes.

THE SUNGLASS WEARER
Go back to Murray Hill. Unless you're Bradley Cooper.