July 9, 2015

July 9, 2015
12 Fights EVERY Couple Has


Welcome to another day in my life. Today is Thursday and I hope you are having a beary safe and great week so far. Dab the AIDS Bear and I are getting ready to leave on another weekend of events.

Being in a relationship (or even having a roommate) means having disagreements every once in awhile. And actually, if you do it the right way, little tiffs can be healthy for your relationship. With that in mind, let's refer to this list of 12 fights every couple has as a bucket list of love, shall we?

1. He Left the Toilet Seat Up
You didn't look before you sat down. Your butt became very, very wet. Oh yeah, and this is this 14th time this has happened.

2. You Hogged the Duvet the Whole Night
And every time he pulled an inch of it toward him, you grabbed five inches back a few minutes later. Hey, you were cold!

3. His Mom Said Something Snarky to You
And he didn't defend you. You understand that she brought him into this world and all, but he had one job.

4. He Wanted to Have Sex
You didn’t. It was a whole thing. You may or may not have fallen asleep instead.

5. You Were Late Getting Ready for the Party (Again)
You looked really fantastic, though, so you don't really see what the problem was.

6. He Forgot Your [Insert Important Event Here]
Hopefully he had a good reason, and hopefully you know he loves you lots regardless.

7. You Both Wanted to Spend Thanksgiving with Your Respective Families
…who happen to live five states away from each other. Womp, womp.

8. He Watched the How I Met Your Mother Series Finale Without You
It's been seven months, but you will see to it that he never lives that one down.

9. You're Super-Messy
Yes, those shoes do belong there, thank you very much. That way, you know exactly where they are.

10. You Couldn't Agree on a Halloween Couples Costume
You voted for Katniss and Peeta — he just liked the idea of anything involving a sports jersey. It wasn't going to work out.

11. He Wanted to Spend Money on This, You Wanted to Spend It on That
Come on, budgeting for a vacation to Bali this winter sounded so much better than buying all new tires for your cars. He said you won't be saying that when the snowstorm hits and you n12. He Wouldn't Pick Where to Go for Dinner You swore you picked last time. He said he picked last time. It went on like that for about an hour before you called a truce and ordered takeout.ed new tires. You said: BUT WE'LL BE IN BALI.

12. He Wouldn't Pick Where to Go for Dinner
You swore you picked last time. He said he picked last time. It went on like that for about an hour before you called a truce and ordered takeout.

I'm sure you saw at least one of your relationship (possibly even your current one) in these comments.

Hope you have a beary safe and great Thursday!

Until we meet again; here's wishing you health, hope, happiness and just enough.



big bear hug,





Daddy Dab