June 26, 2015

June 26, 2015
Fast Food You Should Never Order

Welcome to another day in my life. Today is Friday and we have almost made it through another work week. I hope you have been having a beary safe and great week so far. Dab the AIDS Bear is headed to two more major Pride events this weekend.

Having to travel means not being able to cook healthy meals at home. Unfortunately due to time constraints, some time I have to eat fast food. But did you know there are some fast food you should never eat? Thereís no shame in having Dominoes on speed dial. But next time youíve got the rumblies that only mono sodium glutamate can satisfy, you might want to heed these warnings.

1. Petrol Station Slurpees

You know whatís hard to clean? The inside of a machine filled with frozen sugar. Take from that what you will.

2. KFC BBQ Sandwiches

Mmm pulled chicken. Firstly, not really a thing. Chicken isnít a meat that lends itself to pulling Ė itís not fatty and stringly like pork. So itís soaked in a highly sugary juice and left for a while. Then, hey look, pulled chicken.

3. Einstein Bro.ís Eggs

Donít order anything containing eggs from a fast food joint, to be honest. For starters, theyíre not actually eggs, theyíre powdered and reconstituted. Although given the fact theyíve been sitting around for hours, thatís probably a good thing.

4. Chipotle Quesarito

Only order this if itís 4am and youíre the only loser in the place. Otherwise youíll be getting your delicious congealed cheese, mayo and bean wrap with an extra-tasty side order of loathing. Itís complicated to make. Donít do that to the staff.

5. Wendyís Chilli

The meat used in the chilli comes from the old dry meat that is hacked off the grill and put into a warming draw (yep, like a sock drawer, weíre guessing, but Ö more moist) until thereís enough there to make a batch of chilli. Itís then put in the freezer and defrosted the next day Ė yum.

6. Taco Johnís Beans

Reconsituted beans with water added to them to stop them drying out. Thatís what youíve got here. Mmm gassy.

7. Dunkiní Donuts Doughnuts

They turn up frozen in the back of trucks then theyíre reheated. Sorry to destroy the magic.

8. Panera Pasta

You know all those fresh ingredients used at Panera? Yeah, all frozen. Sorry.

Tomorrow I will finish with the other seven items to never order at a fast food restaurant. Hope you have a beary safe and great Friday!

Until we meet again; here's wishing you health, hope, happiness and just enough.

big bear hug,

Daddy Dab