June 27, 2015

June 27, 2015
Fast Food You Should Never Order
Part 2

Welcome to another day in my life. Today is Saturday and we have started another busy weekend of Pride events. I hope you have been having a beary safe and great week so far. Dab the AIDS Bear is doing two major Pride events this weekend.

Having to travel means not being able to cook healthy meals at home. Unfortunately due to time constraints, some time I have to eat fast food. But did you know there are some fast food you should never eat? There’s no shame in having Dominoes on speed dial. But next time you’ve got the rumblies that only mono sodium glutamate can satisfy, you might want to heed these warnings.

I started this blog yesterday so if you haven't read it yet I would start there. I will conclude with the other seven fast foods to never order today.

9. Taco Bell Steak and Beans

The staff at Taco Bell ‘make’ the beans by adding water and stirring. And if the steak is left out for too long it … well, kinda melts. Yeah.

10. Starbucks’ “Secret Menu”

A secret in Starbucks obviously isn’t a secret. What it is, is a coffee thrown together by an annoyed barista whose tips are funneled straight back into the company. Just order a latte, dude.

11. Movie Theater Popcorn

The popcorn you buy in the morning is the leftovers from the night before. Yum, stale. But then again, who goes to the movies in the morning, right? So it must be leftovers from leftovers, even better!

12. McDonalds Chicken Nuggets

You get a choice. Ask for them to be cooked fresh, annoy all the staff and hold up the queue, or eat chicken nuggets that have been slowly shriveling on a hot plate for hours. Your call.

13. Baseball Stadium Hot Dogs

The hot dogs are stored in water. The ones that don’t sell are taken out and thrown back in the fridge for the next day. There probably isn’t much real meat in them either. You decide if that makes it better or worse.

14. McDonalds McCafe

This isn’t a fancy coffee bar in the trendy part of town. This is Maccy D’s. Then again, if you’re expecting barista standard coffee from McDonald’s you probably have bigger issues.

Hope these tips help you eat healthier and feel better while you have a beary safe and great Saturday!

Until we meet again; here's wishing you health, hope, happiness and just enough.

big bear hug,

Daddy Dab