November 16, 2015

November 16, 2015


8 Signs Your Sex Life Is Great


Welcome to another day in my life. Today is Monday and I hope you had a beary safe and great weekend. Today is a travel day for Dab the AIDS Bear as we head back home for a few days before our next trip.

Regardless of sexual orientation, sex is important to most humans especially when you are young. But because of new pharmaceutical medications in the last twenty years, many older people also continue to enjoy sex. So how do you know if your sex life is great?

1. You know that having sex is pretty much guaranteed to change your hairstyle. During the action, you don’t waste an iota of attention making sure your hair still looks right. When you’re having seriously good sex, thoughts about your appearance—from whether your blowout is ruined to if your stomach looks flat—generally go out the window.

2. And in the moment, you feel totally comfortable speaking up about what you want. If something isn’t working for you, you have no problem asking your partner to switch it up or taking the initiative and doing it yourself. If you’re having sex with an excellent listener, it’s only up from there. Communication can be a surprisingly effective turn-on.

3. You don’t let little things get in the way of your fun. The human body is weird and wonderful. When you put two of them together, things are bound to happen. If you topple off the bed or make a noise that would usually be embarrassing, neither of you freaks out. You feel relaxed enough to crack up, reposition yourselves if necessary, and get back to business.

4. Afterward, your neighbors may give you some weird looks. If you live in an apartment, that is. If you live in a house, that’s called disturbing the peace. When a flimsy wall is the only thing separating you and your neighbors, they’re bound to overhear you going at it. If you can’t have raucous sex in your house, where can you do it? Make like Taylor and shake it off.

5. Also, you might ache in unexpected places. When you’re suspicious the tightness in your arms is a result of the new position you tried last night, give yourself a high five. Sex-inflicted soreness is often a sign that you’re experimenting instead of sticking to the same old routine. But don’t feel pressure to pretzel yourself into acrobatic positions if that’s not what you’re into. No one wants to be fodder for an episode of Sex Sent Me to the ER.

6. Your internet history would raise some eyebrows. You like to do your research and learn from the mistakes of those who have gone down various sexual roads before you. Just make sure to switch off auto-fill so when your mom borrows your computer, she doesn’t get “does strawberry lube actually taste like strawberries or is everything a lie” as a search suggestion.

7. Sometimes your partner is completely speechless. There is nothing more satisfying than having proof you would win first place at a sex talent show, if such a thing existed. Instead of being at a loss for words, your partner might also repeat something like, “That was incredible” while squeezing you so tightly it seems like they’ll never let go. Consider it all validation that you are the sexual equivalent of a five-alarm fire.

8. You also always come away satisfied. Or almost always, because off days are allowed. No matter how much you wow the person you’re in bed with, sex can’t truly be great unless you’re also having a blast. If that’s the case, you both deserve a standing ovation.

Hope you have a beary safe and great start to your week.

Until we meet again; here's wishing you health, hope, happiness and just enough.



big bear hug,





Daddy Dab